Who is the worst dressed

person in clubland? (2/6)

Green Velvet vs

Keith Flint is a steamroller of bad fashion. In his kilt of chaos, he crushes all in his path, even self-styled Venusian Green Velvet. Who here opts for a shirt-sleeves/ no-shirt combo. And head nozzles.

Tricky vs

Tom Chemical

Despite being on crutches, Tricky has still struggled into one of his mum's evening gowns. But Tom's inspired ensemble wins ­ largely thanks to what looks suspiciously like a piss stain on his sweatshirt.

Kevin Aviance vs

What a bulge! Kevin looks confident — after all, he is dressed like Andy Pandy with a codpiece and no trousers. But he didn't reckon on Healy's extraordinary 'Scottish tartans of all clans' suit. Jezza wins!

Boy George vs

Jamiroquai

Jay Kay wins the battle of the hats with an irresistible 'fluffy flower' creation. No wonder he pulled Denise! But George's over-all look gets him to the second round, thanks to a sensationally louche kipper tie.