12.45am We're lost beyond belief. How can people live in Birmingham without going mad? Fucking roundabouts
1.15am Arrive at Miss Moneypenny's to be greeted by Mick Ryan, who shows us the sights. Like the girl walking around in a large strap-on dildo. Not to mention the massive topless mermaid hanging from the ceiling. Refuse to stand below her in case we're crushed by a huge breakaway tit
1.35am Simon Owens is playing impeccably smooth house. The bar staff suddenly start wiping down the bar. And then climb up on it and dance. Unfortunately, my brain and legs feel like blancmange
What got played
Simon Owens, resident
Stretch & Vern 'Le Grande Disc' (ffrr)
Deep Dish 'Future of the Future (Morales mix)' (Decon)
Dina Carrol 'Living For The Weekend' (Manifesto)
Full Proof 'Sunny' (Glow)
Golden Girls 'Kinetic (Rhythm Masters Mix' (white)
Arrola 'Dreaming' (white)