2.55am After more incredibly bad map-reading, we eventually find The Arches. The club is enormous if Godzilla took the 50ft woman out for a nightcap, this is where they'd probably end up. Tonight it's absolutely heaving, the air thick with sweaty steam. Darren Stokes drops epic trance in the second arch while Brandon Block cuts up classic party tracks on the first dancefloor. Wallop!
3.23am The queue for the toilets got pretty hectic
Brandon Block on The Arches
"I come up to Scotland loads. I love it up here. There are loads of people up for going out, and not so many clubs, so everyone has fun when they can. Plus, they're absolute smash-heads up here too. Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
4.05am It's all over. As the crowd spills out onto the street a police meat-wagon draws up. But after a hail of cans and bottles, it makes a swift exit. It's all got a bit much for us too. Decide to go and lie down for a while